One paparazzo to another…”Do you ever shoot weddings?”
paparazzo #2…”Ugh, no! Too much emotion!”
Paparazzo #1…'”I get ‘invited’ all the time and they say ‘Bring your camera!’. So I ask them, ‘Am I hired or invited?’.”
Manning jersey guy …”Who was that?”
Jenn…”Sean Lennon.”
Jersey guy…”What?! Sean Lennon? I almost erased my shot….man…I woulda been kicking myself for that one!”
Man coming out from a show…”Thank you so much for all your help!”
Woman…”You’re welcome. Everything went alright?”
Man…”Well…no boobies fell out, so….success!”